Football It's a Funny Old Game

A collection of all the funniest and most bizarre sayings from the world of football. From Alan Brazil's 'the tackles are coming in thick and thin', to Michael Owen's 'I was really surprised when the FA knocked on my doorbell', this is a compilation of the ridiculous things said by commentators, players and managers of the beautiful game. With this guide to the oddest remarks ever made on and off the pitch you can read how some of the most famous names in the game manage to take their eye off the ball just long enough to put their foot in their mouth.